REGULAR BLOKE TRYING TO LIVE IN AN IRREGULAR WORLD

30 January 2008

I love FARK

pcwolf Quote 2008-01-30 12:48:55 AM
Clonod:
If it's McCain vs Clinton, I'm voting McCain even though I'm a lifelong Democrat. Nothing McCain will do as President can damage this country as much as the rape of the democratic process we're witnessing right now with the Hillary campaign.


damnit, you made me say THIS
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stvdallas Quote 2008-01-30 01:09:08 AM
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick on his face.

'What happened to you?' asked Hillary

'Well,' the driver replied, 'The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me'.

'Oh NO, what did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Hillary Clinton 's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.

2 comments:

patti said...

that' a great one, cuz.... luv ya

Jules said...

To funny...I have to share that one...
Jules :)